today's the very first day i tried the front right car seat. >_<
i cant believe i'm actually handling the steering of a KANCIL!! (yea..wat's wrong?)
my driving tutor comment that i'm rather weak in controlling steering..
err...it's okay as long as i dun drive out of the lane ba...
watching the road from the lil windscreen's like driving on those racing tracks in video games...
waiting for da exam day...then it'll be a Game Over eversince~~
uhaahahahaha...;)
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Just for Laughs...
My VELLOCITY hasn't been slowing down... (=>mr. Hsly)
Student: 'I don't think I deserve a zero on that test.'
Teacher: ' No,neither do I but it was the lowest I could give you!'
Mother: 'When I was your age, I was told that if I kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way.'
Child: 'Well...I can see you didn't listen!'
Your family is so poor, when the doorbell rings your sister has to shout out, 'Ding, Dong.'
You are so dumb you take your bicycle to bed because you don't want to walk in your sleep.
You are so dumb you got fired from the banana factory for throwing out all the bent ones.
You are so dumb you threw away your guitar because it had a hole in it.
Wife: 'I've just come back from the beauty salon.'
Husband: ' What a pity it was closed'.
You are so dumb you jump up and down before taking medicine because the label reads 'Shake well before using'.
How many toes does an idiot have?
Take off your socks and count them.
Bill: 'My sister has lovely long hair, all down her back.'
Will: 'Pity it's not on her head!'
Student: 'I don't think I deserve a zero on that test.'
Teacher: ' No,neither do I but it was the lowest I could give you!'
Mother: 'When I was your age, I was told that if I kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way.'
Child: 'Well...I can see you didn't listen!'
Your family is so poor, when the doorbell rings your sister has to shout out, 'Ding, Dong.'
You are so dumb you take your bicycle to bed because you don't want to walk in your sleep.
You are so dumb you got fired from the banana factory for throwing out all the bent ones.
You are so dumb you threw away your guitar because it had a hole in it.
Wife: 'I've just come back from the beauty salon.'
Husband: ' What a pity it was closed'.
You are so dumb you jump up and down before taking medicine because the label reads 'Shake well before using'.
How many toes does an idiot have?
Take off your socks and count them.
Bill: 'My sister has lovely long hair, all down her back.'
Will: 'Pity it's not on her head!'
Friday, April 3, 2009
JPA interview
7:30am,i arrived at state library with my mum..
9am,we were divided into a group of 5...
finally,we went in tat room..3 solemn looking adults..
introduce yourself..
im from a family of six...im the seco~nd child in the family...(oh no! why is my voice trembling?!! i thought u weren't nervous at all!!)
the following question was more to discussion.
and then ,it came to a topic i feared most=> SPORTS.
Do you think our country's athletes are a failure?
uh...not really...the main reasons why our country doesnt do well in sports is bcos...is not bcos tat we don't have sports talent...in fact ,we do have a lot...%$^*$%#
(then i forget what i was blabbering about)
after interview...owh..i nearly broke down in front of oth interviewees..
unfortunately,i didn't..haha
overall saying, i'm not satisfied with my performance throughout the interview..
i was mostly shocked by one of the interviewer's question
she questioned me on things which you know you can't agree on,but you MUST phrase up your words to agree on it..
oh...sarcatism.. =.='
the other 4 friends did quite well too.
esp, 1 guy from smk batu lintang..who's still under national service training
and 1 lodge gurl...uha~ you know la, english literate students wo...
ow..gosh..it's really hard to speak spontaneously in front of the panels la..
leave alone you have null ideas to what the panels are asking...
*sigh* just leave it to the God to decide my fate.
where will be my destiny at last??
9am,we were divided into a group of 5...
finally,we went in tat room..3 solemn looking adults..
introduce yourself..
im from a family of six...im the seco~nd child in the family...(oh no! why is my voice trembling?!! i thought u weren't nervous at all!!)
the following question was more to discussion.
and then ,it came to a topic i feared most=> SPORTS.
Do you think our country's athletes are a failure?
uh...not really...the main reasons why our country doesnt do well in sports is bcos...is not bcos tat we don't have sports talent...in fact ,we do have a lot...%$^*$%#
(then i forget what i was blabbering about)
after interview...owh..i nearly broke down in front of oth interviewees..
unfortunately,i didn't..haha
overall saying, i'm not satisfied with my performance throughout the interview..
i was mostly shocked by one of the interviewer's question
she questioned me on things which you know you can't agree on,but you MUST phrase up your words to agree on it..
oh...sarcatism.. =.='
the other 4 friends did quite well too.
esp, 1 guy from smk batu lintang..who's still under national service training
and 1 lodge gurl...uha~ you know la, english literate students wo...
ow..gosh..it's really hard to speak spontaneously in front of the panels la..
leave alone you have null ideas to what the panels are asking...
*sigh* just leave it to the God to decide my fate.
where will be my destiny at last??
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Fools in April
April Fool!!
duh..what's wrong? 2nd apr wad..say wish to da world throughout april~
konichiwa~~ my blog is born..great.
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