Just for Laughs...

My VELLOCITY hasn't been slowing down... (=>mr. Hsly)


Student: 'I don't think I deserve a zero on that test.'
Teacher: ' No,neither do I but it was the lowest I could give you!'

Mother: 'When I was your age, I was told that if I kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way.'
Child: 'Well...I can see you didn't listen!'

Your family is so poor, when the doorbell rings your sister has to shout out, 'Ding, Dong.'

You are so dumb you take your bicycle to bed because you don't want to walk in your sleep.

You are so dumb you got fired from the banana factory for throwing out all the bent ones.

You are so dumb you threw away your guitar because it had a hole in it.

Wife: 'I've just come back from the beauty salon.'
Husband: ' What a pity it was closed'.

You are so dumb you jump up and down before taking medicine because the label reads 'Shake well before using'.

How many toes does an idiot have?
Take off your socks and count them.

Bill: 'My sister has lovely long hair, all down her back.'
Will: 'Pity it's not on her head!'